iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.

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narcotic:

I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.

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ackles-mjolnir:

you’ve been hit by

you’ve been struck by

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psychic-rising-demon:

hunterdirectionerpottergleek:

crashcas:

lucifcr:

reminder that in the french version of supernatural bobby says bananas instead of idjits

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE HEARD ALL DAY

you might call it

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The French Mistake

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I’VE HEARD ALL YEAR

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